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hancock is a movie about realigning the 1990s grim and gritty superhero flawed mythology into the classic inhuman superhero. I’m not sure if it is successful, but it tries which is more than most media does these days.

I may be alive, I may be dead. I am not certain. I think I’m turning into a zombie.

I am blogging from my cell phone at the convention because i am awesome.

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is the best day.

is for chumps

I have the mario karts and the grand theft autos.

I am showing considerable restraint by not kicking my roommate off the tv at this very instant.

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test test test test

I bought this cd on the ebay recently because it has a remix of a VNV Nation track I really like.

Hoorj.

the future is now!!!!12@!

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NOW YOU’RE PLAYING WITH RSS POWER.

And it sucks and you suck stop sucking.

blows monkey butt

Last night I had what felt like a three-hour dream that continued even after I woke up long enough to look at the clock and fall back asleep (unless I only dreamed that I woke up). (more…)

I am still at work. Instead of finishing work so I can go home, I am posting about how I found this in the trash pile in the hall on top of some legos.

It is mine now, and you can’t have it.

I can see that someone sliced you open and pinned the skin back on the rear half of your body, but the stupid woman at animal control says they can only help if I capture you and put you in a plastic bag. Apparently they don’t have the resources to come to people’s homes anymore, because they keep getting so many prank calls. I offered to send her a a digital photo, but that’s not good enough.

I’d try to call some private animal hospitals or shelters, but you’ve become far too determined to get into my house. Since my door appears to be made of a big sheet of carpeting, maybe backed by cardboard, stopping you is taking all of my energy. The bottom corner keeps getting caught on something and folding back enough for you to get in. The rusty, glass outer door is too slow and clunky, so I keep getting you trapped between the doors, which is no good.

Why don’t you just go away?

The WeShow Awards have nominated my YouTube copy of the Sedelmaier-produced FedEx ad starring John Moschitta as one of the top 10 classic commericals on all of the Intertubes.

Click here for the full list of nominees.

Clearly I should take great pride on this, because I posted it on the Intarweb and that means it is mine.